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Calculester H-P

My name is Calculester Hewlett-Packard.

Calculester H-P

I was once simply a library computer, but I have gained sentience! I am very sad that I will never be an organic lifeform like you. I try to be very polite and friendly, but the sorts of friends I keep can make that somewhat difficult. I also greatly enjoy tending to plants, particularly succulents, and giving them wordplay-based names; it helps me feel connected to the marvel of organic life! I am not sure if I actually “feel” feelings or not, as I am a computer.

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